The Chooohaaa theory

Feel so good, so refreshing, very first day in office…… just after a long vacation. Next day, it’s back to square one.

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means, every single day that you see me I am on the worst day of my life. Why? There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable, especially in the discoverer’s reference frame or what we commonly refer to his/her/hisher life. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. But going by the former theory, I got the reason for my statement in Italics. I had discovered or rather verified what this planet is all about.

Just to prove a point to someone not even remotely associated or concerned with what is happening, I will take reference from Douglas Adam’s “Hitchhiker’s guide to galaxy” (The novel from which I borrowed above theory). It famously although for many, absurdly stated that this planet, our beloved blue-green ball, is controlled or rather designed in a form of a supercomputer, as part of an experiment, which will judge the potential of this galaxy to survive in the long run. By whom?HAHAHAHA, none other than “ The Choohassssss”.

Yeah yeah you got it right, that small four legged creature Jerry from the epic “Tom and Jerry” series. It seems to be a joke, weird imagination, or a hilarious description of GOD. But, ever since I have started working (I won’t say sitting in front or using coz of many reasons) on computers for financial reasons, I seriously started believing in what Mr. Adams wrote. Damn he is right; we indeed are controlled by Mouse. Click, double click, and right click.